Yard Work Safety Tip #37....

Another beautiful day to get some yard work done...

I'd like to provide you with Yard Work Safety Tip #37...

ALWAYS....no wait, uh...oh yeah...NEVER lay your rake down in the "tines up" position.

This is also known as the "Three Stooges Position", and for good reason.

Please believe me when I tell you this, but no matter how much your woman will

vow and declare that the Three Stooges are NOT funny...

If YOU ever step on a rake left in this position....

She will NEVER...no wait, uh...oh yeah...ALWAYS laugh her face clean off.

This is pure truth.

Just call me "Curly"...