I am not a man.
I don't see myself as one, anyway. I see myself as a guy.
Numerous friends have demanded that my "Man Card" be revoked, typically
when they find out that I can't really drive a stick, I have no idea how to even
start a motorcycle and I can only grow a wimpy beard.
I'm afraid of heights, sharks and flying monkeys....
If I were to attempt to use a power saw, my nickname would soon be "Lefty"...
Truth is, I was never issued a "Man Card"....
If I was, I would probably would have clothes pinned it to the spokes of my
bicycle to make it sound like a motorcycle.
And I am quite content with that....
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