Saturday, June 7, 2014

Text or talk???

Everywhere I go, everyone is texting.

Used to just be the kids.  Not anymore.

I fought it for a good while, but now I'm on board..

Sometimes it  makes things easier, like when I'm out

makin' a grocery run, and Marianne thinks of another

17 things that we need. in addition to the broccoli, bread

and bug spray...

Sometimes it's just because you don't want to have a

conversation. Admit it. You know it's true.  Those people in

your circle that take 45 minutes to tell you how they're doin'

after you ask, "How're you doin'?..."

I could streamline the texting process a bit if I used

abbreviations more....

As a public service, here are some common texting shortcuts

for "seasoned citizens"...

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
LOL: Living On Lipitor
OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!
OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
WTF: What's Today's Fish?
WTF: Wet The Furniture
IMHMO: In My HMO...
RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
GTG: Gotta Groan
TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)
FWB: Friend With Betablockers
FYI: For Your Indigestion...
JK: Just Kvetching
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor
SUS: Speak Up, Sonny
WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
GOML: Get Off My Lawn
And a coupla more that I thought of....
SNO: Sorry, Nodded Off
FIOF Fiber Is Our Friend
WMWITFB Wake Me When It's Time For Bed
Good luck with that texting thing...
And always remember...
"Honk if you love Jesus...Text while drivin' if you wanna meet Him..."




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